1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    A woman was taken into custody after stealing 4 designer watches and hiding them in her vagina. Store security became suspicious when the woman took a lickin' and kept on tickin'. :p
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Note to self: Don't try to be nice to people that are off their fucking rockers.
     
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      I'm only nice because I wouldn't want to scare them while they're all 6's & 7's!
      Did I get that saying right British people???
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 22, 2023
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I had a random thought, but it evaporated after reading a few posts (I really have to post first and then read back up the thread).

    Soooo... how's this: It's always been my opinion thet the whole 'Popeye/Brutus/Olive Oyl scenario' has been a secret Hollywood homosexual message. Popeye and Brutus fight for control of Olive Oyl (the lubricant) and whoever gets the lube gets to fuck the loser in the ass.

    But...you know, maybe not...
     
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  4. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    A California company has created a new marijuana based vaginal suppository to help women suffering from menstrual pain.
    And ladies, if you're lucky it might give your partner the munchies!
     
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  5. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Really missing the mermaid :(
     
  6. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Do people REALLY expect a response to a PM that says "Giggiddy" or "PM me"?? I can’t imagine the results if these geniuses were ever forced to take pen to paper!
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I feel ya!! I’ve gotten some real winners lately! :confused1:
       
      Sweetpassion, May 23, 2023
    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      At least they aren’t sending dick pics.
       
  7. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    They kept saying Jack Mine did this and Jack Mine did that.
    So I said, yeah sure, why not
    He’s a Twatt​
     
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I’m not used to the temp being in the 40s in late May, and I’m not loving it. C’MON JUNE!
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      It’s been in the 90s here a lot. I’d take the 40s for a couple days right now.
       
  9. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I find the Admin's choice of spots to move threads interesting.
    When a straight guy posts a sexual thread in GD and it gets moved to Personals, the Admin puts it as Man seeking Man.
    Who knew OG had such a wicked sense of humor?
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Maybe it's on purpose...like a punishment for fucking up and not reading the rules before posting lol!
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 24, 2023
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    2. deegenerate
      Exactly! lol
       
      deegenerate, May 24, 2023
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    3. Jack Mine
      Maybe he knows the guys a little light in the loafers ;) I remember my father saying that. Jack, be careful, don’t drop the soap, the guys a little light in the loafers
       
      Jack Mine, May 26, 2023
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  11. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Fuck BlackRock and their cheery 'we're here for you' commercials. Nice acoustic guitar theme, though...
     
  13. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Ronzoni Pastina Is Selling For $25 A Box After Being Discontinued

    Some people were selling it at $50 a box on eBay. I love it, I grew up eating Pastina and egg. People are out of their minds to pay that kind of money for pasta. There’s other players in the game.

    They discontinued it because the company that made it for them went out of business. Special disks are needed to make the small round pasta shape.


    I know I really should have posted this in the tell us something interesting thread, but it’s really not that interesting to anyone else but me.
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I don’t understand what is going on with all the children’s book banning lately. Hundreds of kids killed at schools from gunmen, but there’s an organized effort to protect them from books?

     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Misguided priorities.
       
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    2. shootersa
      You're falling for the propaganda again.
      A little independent investigation will expose all for you to see and wonder at.
       
      shootersa, May 26, 2023
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    3. Cherrypop
      I’ve done my research. It’s a thing. And I have never understood what makes people so afraid of books. It’s not like if a kid reads a book with a gay character that they become gay. Or a book with drugs in it doesn’t make a kid run out and buy meth.

      I remember a bunch of books were banned from my Catholic elementary school when I was a kid and you know what happened? I went out and bought every book that was banned and read them all lol.
       
      Cherrypop, May 27, 2023
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      You are correct. And yes don't listen to the right wing propaganda.

      "During the 2021-2022 school year, 566 books were banned across 21 school districts in Florida, according to data tracked by PEN America, a nonprofit organization that defends free expression."
       
      silkythighs, May 27, 2023
  17. Dr dre

    Dr dre Porno Junky

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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Someone else asked also...Has Conroe been around lately??
     
    1. mstrman
      See post conroe...he pasted.
       
      mstrman, May 26, 2023
    2. Dearelliot
      I saw something, but couldn't find it, and made me think of him...Now I see it.
      Thks
       
      Dearelliot, May 26, 2023
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm eagerly awaiting the outcome of 'Panda v Penguin' civil litigation. It's a color-scheme trademark issue.

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  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I just saw a news commentary bit on some new survey that 1 in 5 people admit to eating in the bathroom - like chicken nuggets and burgers!

    Okay... EWWWWWWWW!!!

    Aside from accidentally swallowing a little toothpaste or mouthwash, there's no way I would EVER eat in the bathroom.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Let's hope they aren't having dinner guests in there with them! :laugh:
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      Speaking of guests, that may constitute the only thing I've ever 'eaten' in the shower...

      I promise that it contained zero calories.
       
      latecomer91364, May 28, 2023
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