xAI buys X; deal values social network at $33 billion, $11B less than Musk paid.
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Elon Musk’s X has a new owner—Elon Musk’s xAI
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I’m sure all the investors in Twitter felt perfectly free to say “no thanks” to this deal, considering Elon can sic the FTC, DOJ, and SEC on them. Because he controls basically the entire executive branch except Trumps executive order sharpie.
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Pretty sure he controls that too given Trump's arbitrary bitching about Autopens a couple weeks ago.
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DaVuVuZeLa
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They're probably the same weird true believers that thought Tesla buying up his brother's failing solar electric company was also a good thing.
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Yeah like that will work for a private company. No one’s day trading X stocks. Anyone investing would be doing more due diligence.
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Openly committing fraud means Elon and Trump reasonably face prison if they lose power.
Losing power will quickly become an existential threat to them; staying in power worth almost any cost.
Losing power will quickly become an existential threat to them; staying in power worth almost any cost.
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Oh, I hope he didn't. And I hope that MrBoneSaw is pissed.
But chances are, no problem. MBS invested to buy the influence, and they've still got that. Maybe even better, because they can remind Musk what happens to people who piss them off. And invite him to come to the embassy to discuss it.
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Trump is immune…or so he believes
specifically he believes for any thing
but by legal precedent for ‘official duties’
which he believes he can declare what ever those are
and Elon has gotten away with blatant fraud so many times he’s feeling pretty damn cocky
and like a gambler he won’t quick a streak
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although you'd expect Tesla stock to be losing value considering everything that's going on, that doesn't seem to be happening. the stock had a big jump in November (presumably related to the election) and had returned more or less to its previous price (or slightly above) by the beginning of March. since then, it seems to be going up again.
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Well, anyone investing in xAI probably does deserve to lose their entire investment.
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I imagine the goal here was to use AI hype investor money to pay off his bank loans that he used to buy Twitter with. Effectively offloading those loans and interest payments. If that's what happened, then this is makes sense. But I suspect it took some serious convincing of the xAi investors. Maybe I'm way off base, though. Just seems like something Musk would like to do the second he has the chance. Amazing what the ultra wealthy can do with money. ![:\](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/civis/data/assets/smilies/slash-1x.png "Slash :\")
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The AI bubble is ready to pop and xAI has produced basically nothing at all besides a bog-standard LLM, so for all intents and purposes the company is but a flaming pit for investors to throw money into.
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Trump did it with a publicly held casino company, so he knows Trump thinks it is a perfectly cromulent thing to do.
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I'm confused. The report was that it was an all-stock transaction, which I took to mean investors in The Platform Formerly Known As Twitter received share(s) in Grok's Daddy. We don't know what either of these companies are "worth," only what Mush says the relationship between the two is.
When a legitimate third party holder issues a filing that has a value that can be translated into something other than WishCoin, we'll know what it is worth. Absent documented bids, it's all farts. and mirrors. The real question is who holds the debt now, and what that means for Musk's Tesla collateral.
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jfc I knew that but apparently the firehose of fascism the last two months powerwashed it out of my brain
for anyone else who needs a reminder: https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/04/elo...hip-ai-chips-reserved-for-tesla-to-x-xai.html
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So infuriating. Lazy appraiser relying on comps only. Entitled property and/or property with utility connections will always have a higher value.
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I think he is also going to try and get some tax advantage from this by taking a loss on one side without reporting it as income on the other and the IRS will look the other way.
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A lot of Musk’s companies aren’t inherently bad. They’re just run into the ground by mismanagement by Elon. Electric cars are a thing. Solar panels are a thing. Rockets are a thing. Social networks are a thing. Most other companies doing these things have been successful.
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i‘m nicking the xMoron
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Imagine twitterAI poisoning the world with manufactured realities posted by terrorist AI-PAC and heritage foundation scammerpreneur ameritard patriots headed by a south-african child of apartheid with a chip on his shoulder.
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Oh but they are inherently bad becuase they're owned by a nazi.
Additionally it's no surprise that Twitter is the worst run of his companies as it's the one venture that lacks the "babysitting layer" between him and the workers. His other companies have people showing him nice sounding charts and graphs to keep him happy like a preschooler and to keep him away from interfering with the smart people capable of doing things.
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Now this lead ballon will surely do wonders to the valuation of xAI...
I guess the next steps in this shell game are:
I guess the next steps in this shell game are:
- xAI valuation tanks. Sharholders question transaction, Musk's net woth declining.
- SpaceX buys xAI for 100B to stop shareholder lawsuits about xAI.
- SpaceX tanks also, sharholders question transaction, Musk's net woth declining.
- Tesla buys SpaceX for 150B to stop shareholder lawsuits about SpaceX
- Tesla tanks
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We actually do have that. xAI raised $6bn in series c funding in late November that valued the company at $45bn.
Since the most recent deal valued xAI at $80bn, feel free to divide by 2.
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https://www.agbi.com/ai/2024/12/regional-investors-rush-to-musks-6bn-xai-funding-round/
They raised 6bn from, among others, Saudi Arabia, Quatar and Oman state investment funds.
Presumably they told investors at the time, the money would be used for building AI, but now Musk takes that money (plus much more from xAI) to bail out himself from his severely mismanaged Twitter takeover and puts out just a fantasy number as new "valuation" of the combined Twitter/xAI entity.
It would be interesting to hear from anyone participating in this funding round on why that is not regarded as fraud.
Pissing off shareholders is a problem that can usually be handled by lawyers - but I guess few people successfully pissed off shareholders that literally run their own death squads.
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We didn't prosecute Nixon.
We didn't prosecute Reagan.
We didn't prosecute Bush Jr.
We didn't prosecute the bankers who crashed the economy in 2008.
We didn't prosecute Trump.
Financial transactions like this--which have no doubt enabled Musk to get out from under the threat of a margin call on his Tesla loans--probably wouldn't stand up to regulatory scrutiny. If we'd never rolled back the restrictions on private equity and investment banking that were enacted after the last gilded age was permitted (by the post-Theodore Roosevelt Republican party) to send the economy into the worst depression it had ever experienced. Those restrictions were put in place--and the Securities and Exchange commission was created to enforce--to prevent non-publicly-auditable money from controlling large segments of the economy.
As of two years ago, more than 20% of the entire US economy was totally opaque to public scrutiny, just like SpaceX and xAI are. What's ironic is that while we the people have no visibility on xAI's finances, it's highly likely that xAI has visiblity on all of our finances thanks to the ongoing terrorist attack/coup known as "DOGE".
We didn't prosecute Reagan.
We didn't prosecute Bush Jr.
We didn't prosecute the bankers who crashed the economy in 2008.
We didn't prosecute Trump.
Financial transactions like this--which have no doubt enabled Musk to get out from under the threat of a margin call on his Tesla loans--probably wouldn't stand up to regulatory scrutiny. If we'd never rolled back the restrictions on private equity and investment banking that were enacted after the last gilded age was permitted (by the post-Theodore Roosevelt Republican party) to send the economy into the worst depression it had ever experienced. Those restrictions were put in place--and the Securities and Exchange commission was created to enforce--to prevent non-publicly-auditable money from controlling large segments of the economy.
As of two years ago, more than 20% of the entire US economy was totally opaque to public scrutiny, just like SpaceX and xAI are. What's ironic is that while we the people have no visibility on xAI's finances, it's highly likely that xAI has visiblity on all of our finances thanks to the ongoing terrorist attack/coup known as "DOGE".
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That comment you replied to has the same energy as a vampire standing in front of a mirror saying, "Imagine if this could reflect what our eyes see!"
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Remember that the ‘rebound’ value of X was just the fair and impartial auditors of the Saudi annual financial statement ‘revealing that while the Saudi guy lost %90 of his investment the 300 million or so he had left Musk himself ‘gave’ him $150 million to reimburse him some of the billions he lost- Musk said he was buying the ‘shares’ at the original purchase price. Advertisers or users have not ‘returned’
Now he has presumably legally offloaded those suckers ,sorry, ‘investors’ of X debt that they purchased from the banks a few months ago onto XAI balance sheet which he has raised Billions from ‘investors’ XAI May not have any revenue and appears to be just the same stock photo of a room with computers that musk posts but don’t worry XAI’s 80 Billion dollar value is not in AI but it will pivot into a car company and use its massive computing capacity to build the greatest self driving car ever which will double as an airplane and can be rented out on weekends for tourist flights over the Grand Canyon. It will fly there and back for free with its fusion engine returning to your driveway each Monday morning. XAI’s flying car will make all other legacy car and plane manufacturers obsolete dominating an industry worth 10-20 Trillion annually. The merging of XAI with X’s massive bot output of ad copy will increase the total knowledge of humanity exponentially obviating the need for libraries and schools which are a waste of time and slowing us down on our interplanetary future. Seriously every single journalist shouldn’t have repeated his assertion that Doge is feeding all this data into ‘AI’ and it was somehow ‘analyzing’ anything. Then we just fired all the probationary wirkers and cut anything with certain words in it ‘Enola Gay’ bomber being one example. A MS Word cut and replace is not exactly super intelligent computing. Tesla getting wiped out can’t happen soon enough.
Now he has presumably legally offloaded those suckers ,sorry, ‘investors’ of X debt that they purchased from the banks a few months ago onto XAI balance sheet which he has raised Billions from ‘investors’ XAI May not have any revenue and appears to be just the same stock photo of a room with computers that musk posts but don’t worry XAI’s 80 Billion dollar value is not in AI but it will pivot into a car company and use its massive computing capacity to build the greatest self driving car ever which will double as an airplane and can be rented out on weekends for tourist flights over the Grand Canyon. It will fly there and back for free with its fusion engine returning to your driveway each Monday morning. XAI’s flying car will make all other legacy car and plane manufacturers obsolete dominating an industry worth 10-20 Trillion annually. The merging of XAI with X’s massive bot output of ad copy will increase the total knowledge of humanity exponentially obviating the need for libraries and schools which are a waste of time and slowing us down on our interplanetary future. Seriously every single journalist shouldn’t have repeated his assertion that Doge is feeding all this data into ‘AI’ and it was somehow ‘analyzing’ anything. Then we just fired all the probationary wirkers and cut anything with certain words in it ‘Enola Gay’ bomber being one example. A MS Word cut and replace is not exactly super intelligent computing. Tesla getting wiped out can’t happen soon enough.
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The overall US economy is something like $27 trillion. Or at least it was until Musk and Trump got their hands on it. So the combined value of X and xAI can be accurately described as a fart in a hurricane (even if you believe Musk's ketamine induced valuations). If this goes bust, the only economic impact is going to be in health care where doctors will be going insane trying to reattached all the laughed-off asses.
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He's lining it up so his friend T**** (the convicted felon and sexual predator)®™ can easily contract his firm to unleash the unethical AI squalor before anyone can stop him
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danielravennest
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We found Elon's playlist:
"Never Enough" (The Greatest Showman):
All the shine of a thousand spotlights
All the stars we steal from the night sky
Will never be enough
Never be enough
Towers of gold are still too little
These hands could hold the world but it'll
Never be enough
Never be enough
For me
"Creep" (Radiohead):
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
(If you know of additional appropriate lyrics, please let me know)
"Never Enough" (The Greatest Showman):
All the shine of a thousand spotlights
All the stars we steal from the night sky
Will never be enough
Never be enough
Towers of gold are still too little
These hands could hold the world but it'll
Never be enough
Never be enough
For me
"Creep" (Radiohead):
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
(If you know of additional appropriate lyrics, please let me know)
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danielravennest
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It also violates federal law:
18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and
Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
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