Never been a fan of prolapse either... takes the sexy right out of anal.

 

Scat.

 

Scat is the one I totally don't get.

Although I know many will disagree with this one, I've never gotten the fascination with cumming on a women's face.

 

I may be the only one, but I never got turned on from anal.

 

If the right person was shiting on me. Who knows what might happen

 

Receiving oral sex from animals doesn't sound bad. Hard to wrap my head around it, but like a different type of toy.

But what really puzzles me are some of the relationships in erotic fan fiction. Like for instance, Google "snarry fanfiction". A lot of people enjoy erotic scenarios between Harry Potter & Professor Snape, which sounds abusive to me. I guess 50 Shades of Gray & Twilight fan fiction blows my mind too. That's some other level than a fetish.

 

I never understood why people like being called, or calling their partner, "daddy."

I don't think anything is capable of turning me off quicker than being called daddy in bed, to the point that I've simply sent women home over it because I immediately found them less attractive.

 

scat, piss, vomit are on the top of my list. I never understood pain or fisting either, but that's just me.

 

I agree with most of the exceptions pointed out on here scat especially!

I like spanking, bondage, all kinds of tease and roleplay.....I try to avoid painsluts especially the ones who turn out to be far too sensitive but most D/s games appeal to me!

The one I really do not get is tantric sex......I mean I suppose it is the ultimate expression of teasing but it is a step too far for me!

Thinskin

 

Forgot about fisting. There aren't enough question marks to show my attitude towards fisting ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Who first thought of this ?????????????????????????????????

 

I don't get all that lovey-dovey crap, like snuggling, cuddling, spooning... Eww, yikes! Gives me the royal creeps. What kind of deranged minds come up with sick shit like that?

 

Not sure if I'm ready for Tantric either... but I do love to edge for a while before cumming... always a bigger load and better orgasm.

 

Well, sometimes you're fingering a girl, and then you're finger-fucking her, and she wants more, and you run out of fingers, so you have to get your thumb in there, and next thing you know you're wrist-deep in her.

God, it's hot.

 

Oh yeah, slash does not compute for me. There's a huge quantity of Star Trek slash - Kirk and Spock gettin' it on. Lord of the Rings, too. Although at the end of the "Fellowship of the Ring" movie, I admit I was wishing Aragorn and Boromir would kiss.